Why we should scrap the self-defeating, unpopular, anti-free market transfer window

Why we should scrap the self-defeating, unpopular, anti-free market transfer window

Are you all set for the most sphincter-clenching day of the football calendar? Are you stocking up on extra supplies for Tueday, ready to lock yourself away and listen to talkSPORT report that Darren the dish-washer at Starbucks in Jesmond has just seen Iniesta in talks with Mike Ashley over a tall, skinny latte?

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