Arsenal weekend review – a satirist’s dream

Ten days into the season, and the 'Arsenal in crisis' stories have rarely been more prevalent. The opening exchanges of a new campaign have been, at best, fraught, and at worst, downright embarrassing.

Regular readers will know that I'm one of the most optimistic people out there (for example, I'd suggest that now is an excellent time to place a bet on us finishing in the top four you'll get good odds), but even I have to admit that the situation has progressed into the realms of the comical.

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