Kaka to Arsenal? A loan move in the offing

And Jesus said, go forth and save Arsenal for a recompense of loaves and fish

Kaka's future in Real is a mystery. The 2007 Golden Ball winner is drifting in a team that signed Mesut Oezil, Nuri Sahin, and Fabio Coentrao to bolster the midfield.

Jose Mourinho played him sparingly in the pre-season fixtures with the LA Galaxy as the only substantial outing.