Summertime Kun

Now it's time for your requisite story about Sergio "Kun" Agüero and Manchester City, who around 4:48 Eastern Time on Monday was arguably the biggest thing to ever happen to England. Ever. Winston Churchill? Pfft. Did he ever score two goals against Swansea City? Didn't think so. In essence, Agüero's Premier League debut was so life-affirming people across Manchester -- nay, around the world -