Happy Birthday to You, And By You, I mean this Blog

You know you're legitimately, indisputably, without a doubt old when one of two things happens: (1) you honestly forget your own birthday or (2) you count your birthday not from the date of your actual live birth, but rather from the date of your most recent cosmetic surgery. I am two for two on this account.

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