Let's Go Fucito : A Sermon

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The following sermon is inspired by Prince (the artist, not the footballer). Call it: Let's Go Fucito.

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called Sounders soccer

Electricity jerseys
It means knockout games and that's a scary thing
But I'm here to tell you
There's something else
The #ChurchofFucito

A world of never ending happiness
You can always see goals, day or night

So when you call up that blogger in Seattle
You know the one - Mr Sounder at Heart
Instead of asking him how much game time is left
Ask him how many more subs, baby

'Cuz in this match
Things are much harder than in the #ChurchofFucito
In this match
You've got Noonan

So if the opponent tries to bring you down
Go Fucito!

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