Koln Fans Provide Showers, Golden And Otherwise

Though football stadiums aren't the safest places on earth, there are certain things one would assume could be stricken from worry would be "pelted with human excrement". One would assume, anyway.

Turns out that wasn't the case in Gelsenkirchen this weekend, where Schalke fans, busy watching their team demolish Koln 5-1, were forced to do so while getting a bodily waste shower.

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