Peter Osgood for Chelsea (v Milan), 16 February 1966

We, at Cheer Up Alan Shearer, hate Barry Davies.












Now, you may wonder how we can say such a thing. He's 73 years old, for heaven's sake. It's like saying you hate someone's grandad. (Well, he probably is someone's grandad so it's, er, exactly the same as saying that.

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