Tottenham Perilously Close To Signing Adebayor On Loan, Lodge Fresh £3.5m Offer For Sweaty Tibetan Fox

By Rumour Monger

After a relatively quiet summer (only Brad Friedel and Robbie Keane's dream move to LA Galaxy to speak of), it looks like Tottenham are ready to wade into the transfer cesspool by tying up deals for Scott Parker and ex-Arsenal mard-arse Emmanuel Adebayor.

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