Today in Low-Altitude Eroticism

I already posted this on Twitter, but some things need to be enshrined for posterity. Like my favorite page from FIFA's 2009 Financial Report:

PHOTOGRAPHER: Why don't you lean forward alluringly and stroke your chin? Just graze your index finger across it like only you know the solution to the mystery that is you.

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