Cesc Would Have Stayed If…

So, in a piece of shocking news akin to "sun rises in east" or "John Terry proven to be total twunt", it was finally confirmed that Cesc Fabregas is leaving us to join his DNA soulmates in Barcelona.

I could echo Shakespeare and say I come here to praise Cesc, not to bury him. But there has been no shortage of teary-eyed eulogies around the Arsenal blogosphere bidding farewell to our little Spaniard.