And we're back

Leslie Knope: Ron, we're back. Ron Swanson: Bully. -- "Parks and Recreation," Rainy Day. Eight matches into the 2011-12 Barclay's English Premier League season and it's hard to not to take a Swansonian approach to what transpired. A paltry 14 goals. Three scoreless draws -- including a Fulham/Aston Villa snoozer on ESPN2 that prompted Ian Darke to tweet an apology for its direness.