Freddie Adu can go to hell

Sell me some soup, you poor bastard.

I'm really excited about the EPL starting. I'm out of town, and I won't be able to see any of the games live, but I've set my DVR and I'm sure no one will text or tweet or email about results. When I get back home on Sunday night I'll just sit on my couch and watch kickoff as if it was only just happening at that moment.

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