Arsenal Season Preview: We Must Stop Being Miserable Sods


Have you ever had a live bat supersonic its way millimetres from your ear in the dead of night? I am not a boy easily prone to fear, I have sat through many-a defensive set-piece with mouth set and hand steady, but hearing a creepy chirrup and a sudden beating of wings next to my earlobe as I was peacefully taking a whizz in my college lavatory scared the bejesus out of me.

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