Eljero Elia: Possibly Delusional, Still Funny

I like HSV. [Grumbles.] I don't like Juventus. [Grumbles again.]

That said, to put them on the same level, now or at any point in the near future is a bit much. Quite a bit much. The Hamburglers don't quite have Juventus' name or stature. Or money. Or players. Or potential.

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