Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Diversion Deceit

Zlatan, if you think that simply removing your shirt will distract us to the point where we won't give you a hard time about you exciting new moustache/beard/ponytail combo, you are totally... er... right. And that's before we even mention the activity in your shorts. Image: AP Photo/Daylife

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