Barbara Berlusconi: Lost In Translation

Image Credit: VanityFair.it/Alan Gelati. Cheers Elizabeth!

Pato's main squeeze, Barbara Berlusconi, is this month's Vanity Fair Italia cover girl, and she's peppered her multi-page feature with choice words about her younger man.

Normally this would be the part of our post where we summarise Miss B's interview, as loosely translated by figments of our imaginations.

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