Samuel Eto’o On Brink Of Anzhi Switch, Russians Offer Mind-Bogglingly Ma-hoo-sive Contract

By Chris Wright

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

As you may or may not be aware, Samuel Eto'o is on the brink of signing for Russian club Anzhi Makhachkala (they who currently employ Roberto Carlos and force all their new signings don 'traditional' sheepskin carpets and hats), with Massimo Morratti, several Inter execs and the player's agent all confirming that the move is nearing it's completion over the course of the past couple of days.

Read the full article at Who Ate All the Pies.

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