EPL 2011: Yr City is a Sucker

So here we sit barely 100 hours until the 2011-12 Barclay's Premier League season kicks off Saturday morning with six concurrent matches, including newly promoted clubs Queens Park Rangers and Norwich City. All-and-all, it shapes up to be one thing: The best. season. ever. Ever. Ask anyone. Apologies up front for the sarcasm dripping like sap out of Vermont maple.