Who likes goals?

I've been down in the labooor-a-tory working on a pet project monster Postcard for tomorrow, and it just suddenly hit me that I forgot something yesterday in all the Bradley/Egypt excitement. Fortunately, we have a banquet of tasty taters to make you forget my oops... Have you ever thought to yourself "Gosh, I wonder if there is a Swiss Keisuke Honda out there somewhere"?