Oxlade-Chamberlain signs, Gazidis says defenders coming

Morning all, do you ever wonder about the routines that certain people have when they get up in the morning? Toilet, coffee, breakfast, shave, get dressed, slap on some aftershave, makes sure you have bus fare, prepare toys to be thrown out of pram at any stage during the day.

Arsenal made a signing yesterday and it was greeted in some quarters as a personal affront, another reason to trot out the tired hackneyed acronyms and slogans.