Juan Pablo Angel’s Son, An Angel’s Son

Too easy.

Juan Pablo Angel is one of those guys who's good at his trade, but not one you'd instantly expect to produce a footballing reincarnation of Jesus like you would, say, Kun Aguero and his wise yet worrying evolutionary use of the Maradona DNA. (Epic dribbler with the ball, epic dribbler from the mouth after a coke binge and in Manchester, of all places.