It Hurts, I Swear

Diving is surely a mortal sin, punishable by an eternity of immersion in a fiery hell, which, as recent scientific studies have determined, is simply an incessant barrage of the Cesc to Barcelona saga. Like "To be or not to be...", but less poetic with nothing to follow forever, thus mired in a constant state of simultaneous not knowing and severe annoyance.

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