Baller Bylines: Javier Hernandez & Tim Howard

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Javier 'Cheech' Hernandez: Tim, you must help me. I know it's an inappropriate moment but ever since I saw you on Kickette, all naked and manly, I've been desperate to speak with you.

Tim Howard: Er... really?

Cheech: Desperate.

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