Worrying Thought: Mario Balotelli ‘Plotting Revenge’ For Man City Rotten Kipper Prank
By Chris Wright
"I don't expect you to talk Mr Wright-Phillips, I expect you to die..."
According to the Metro of all people, Mario Balotelli is currently encamped deep within the confines of his underground lair, feverishly plotting revenge on his Man City teammates after they banded together and planted a bag of kippers behind the front seat of his Maserati before they all toddled off to the States for a fortnight-long pre-season tour.
Who Ate All the Pies @ Aug 3, 2011 4:55 AM EDT | Blog Profile
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