Kevin Kuranyi Skies Open-Goal Sitter With Consummate Ease (Video)
By Chris Wright
Given that Dynamo Moscow almost definitely signed Kevin Kuranyi as a 'striker' last summer, we reckon that the Russians probably now have decent grounds to sue his worthless arse for flagrantly violating the Trades Description Act against Volga over the weekend.
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