Vacay: Alexandre Pato & Barbara Berlusconi

Yacht in Porto Rotondo, Sardinia? Check. Neatly trimmed beard, greased down hair and sharply defined guns of an international playboy? Check. Bored stare into the middle distance as gorgeous blonde girlfriend smothers one with overly demonstrative expressions of love? Check.  Alex Pato, you have everything an elite player needs to enjoy his pre-season break.

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