Snapshot: Uruguay Beat Paraguay 3-0 In Copa Final, Crowned Champions Of America (Highlights)

By Chris Wright

A deflected effort from Luis Suarez and a Diego Forlan brace saw Uruguay beat Paraguay 3-0 in the Copa America final in Buenos Aires last night, meaning that three generations of Forlan have now won the trophy and, crucially, that we won't be seeing Larissa Riquelme's bare arse galloping through the streets of Asuncion any time soon at least, not until some phone company chucks her a few dollars to daub their logo across her bum cheeks and do it anyway.

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