Vacay: Zlatan Ibrahimovic In Miami (Again)

For days we've watched in disbelief as Ibra's gaggle of groupie friends blocked clear shot after clear shot of his exposed torso, tiny swim trunks everything!

As you can see, we've been given very little to work with.

Internal Kickette speculation as to why we can't get a better Z-on-holiday snap is rife, and the consensus is that it's because the 'ballers on breaks Gods have a bone to pick with us about our latest Finest Five refresh.

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