Dressed At Gunpoint: Djibril Cisse, Lazio

Attention Djibril Cisse! We regret to inform you that all of the credit points you earned by wearing a Jean Paul Gaultier skirt to a 'Men Of The Year' Awards ceremony earlier this year have now been revoked due to those appalling shoes. Unless you can confirm that you were indeed 'Dressed At Gunpoint' prior to arrival at Rome's Fiumicino Airport, in which case we may reconsider.

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