(not-so-surreptitiously whistles while overtly avoiding eye contact)

I'll do my best not to take credit for the idea. I will, however, reserve the "I told you all so" right for when it works wonders. Aaaaaand there will likely be a little dance - something Chris Turk-esque, I'm thinking. Don't believe me? Go ask Barcelona how it's worked out for them while I start rehearsing this dance.