Dirty 'Arry says Luka Modric is confused

Harry Redknapp says Luka Modric is dazed and confused but otherwise happy. Which brings us to Led Zep's legendary song with a few revisions.

Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true
Wanted a real club, never bargained for you
Lots of people talk and now we all know
Wages of a man was created at the Bridge, yeah

You hurt and abuse tellin' all of your lies
Run 'round dirty 'Arry, Lord how you hypnotize
Dirty little 'Arry, I don't know where you've been
Gonna leave you baby, high on dry gin

Every day I work so hard, bringin' Spurs my smooth arsed play
Try to love you 'Arry, but you push me away
Don't know where you're goin', only know just where you've been
Dirty little 'Arry, I'll leave you high on dry gin

Ah ahh.

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