Vacay: Mesut Özil & A Mystery Lady In Miami

We're sure it's nothing, but it's still fun to speculate anyway!

Every once in a while the rumour mill churns out some juicy gossip that's so mind-numbingly delicious you need to pause mid-paragraph, top off your apple martini and throw on some good jewellery in order to resume reading. Because it's just.

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