Fulham 3-0 NSI Runavik

First things first: the white shorts do look pretty good. They're still morally incorrect, but a sartorial triumph. The players look like Imperial Stormtroopers who've hit the gym. The effect is quite imposing.

Not that it worked especially tonight. NSI Runavik organised themselves into a 4-1-4-1 formation which could also be described as 9-0-1.