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Most unsuccessful managers dread Roman Abramovich's exit interviews

Avram Grant warns young Andre Villas- Boas that he better win big in his first season otherwise Roman Abramovich will have him thrown into a pit full of boas or worse yet change him into a zombie or Nosferatu.

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