Warner farce, Fred the Aussie, massages and more

Melbourne Heart of the Australian A-League have completed what Fox Soccer calls "a masterstroke" by signing Brazilian playmaker Fred. Many Union fans will remember Fred as that guy who made a lot of money and didn't live up to the hype before Carlos Ruiz arrived.

Four students from the Cortiva Institute School of Massage Therapy and Lengthy Names won an essay contest to provide massage therapy to the Philadelphia Union.