Martin Samuel’s Best Frank Lampard of All Time

Hello children and Daily Mail readers, I'm Martin Samuel yeah? YES.

It's an anagram of 'Menstrual Aim' and "Maria Men Lust', but I'm still ALL MAN.

A couple of weeks ago my bearded gaze was drawn like a moth to the 60w bulb of the Champions League final. This got me thinking at least that is what my therapist said that grinding sound was is Lionel Messi the greatest player that ever did grace this stage, how does he match up to the superstars of the game's history?

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