Timbers 3 Red Bulls 3: Wild Thing!

In what may have been the most bizarre - and most entertaining - game of the MLS season thus far, the Red Bulls somehow managed to scrape a 3-3 draw last night in Portland, despite throwing away an early one goal advantage. Along the way, they conspired to make Jack Jewsbury look like Roberto Carlos and allowed Kevin Goldthwaite to resemble Lionel Messi, but it's the result that counts.