Who likes goals?

Yes, I know there was Sunday slack on that TV Top 5 list I owe. I just never quite woke up from being up 'til 5-something for the USMNT game. Or maybe it was the USMNT game. Regardless, that drops tomorrow, scout's honor...You've seen Hassli's brilliance, now check out Shea's drive and Zusi's shark with a frikken laser beam on its head in this week's MLS Goal of the Week nominees.