"Actually, I Was African Player Of The Year Three Years In A Row"

Give some credit to the New York Times for funding their soccer writer, Jack Bell, on his trip to Paris to interview Samuel Eto'o. But to what do we chalk up Bell not knowing how many African Footballer of the Year awards Eto'o has won? Did the scribe hire a d-list translator or just get his facts wrong? Whatever it is, it creates the best moment in an otherwise lackluster sitdown.