Arsenal Season Review (SPOILER ALERT: It Rhymes)

Down a dark, shady road I did wearily trudge

Daisies and sunflowers wilted under my touch

I walked a sad walk and hummed a sad tune

It seemed like unchecked night more than cloudy afternoon

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It was with moist, red eyes and droopy, furrowed brow

That I navigated past people and the odd straggling cow

I had seen my nerves abused and my hairline recede

But to my sincere request The Lord did not accede

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I buried face in hands as it began to mildly rain

The hopeless clowns had gone and done it again

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Arsenal now seem to follow a set season template

Sunny August-iffy February-April irate

Veteran suicide artists in this London team reside

Who revel in sorrowfully falling by the wayside

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This season's commencement saw me baring the pearly whites

Due to Theo Walcott hat-tricks and other surprising sights

November saw the fingernails chewed to naught

Losing to Newcastle and Braga- what absolute rot

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Things started looking up at the turn of the New Year

When Nasri and co.

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