Sup With CONCACAF?

(Note: Still no pictures. Sorry for not having updated in a while; final exams and continued tech glitches are a powerful combination)

You may be lost about what's going on with CONCACAF. In fact, I'd be surprised if you weren't. Apparently, while we were all worried about FIFA collapsing under a power struggle driven by corruption, CONCACAF began collapsing under a power struggle driven by corruption.