Hail Blatter!

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax
Of cabbages and kings
And why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings."

Lewis Carroll, 'The Walrus and the Carpenter' from ' Through The Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There'

In the run up to Blatter's coronation we've had all kinds of lurid tales including some concerning our unsuccessful World Cup bid: principally the suggestion that the FA Cup could be re-named after Dr.

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