THE FIXTURE LIST - Week Twelve

This is The Fixture List, your weekly dose of wildly inaccurate schedule predictions from yours truly. Before that, though, let's take a quick look at last week's efforts. Incorrect results are in red, blue indicates a correct result and green highlights exact scorelines. Actual results in brackets:
New York Red Bulls 1-1 Colorado Rapids (2-2)
Seattle Sounders 2-2 FC Dallas (0-1)
LA Galaxy 2-0 Houston Dynamo (1-0)
Toronto FC 0-1 Philadelphia Union (2-6)
Vancouver Whitecaps 1-2 New York Red Bulls (1-1)
Columbus Crew 2-0 Chivas USA (3-3)
New England Revolutions 1-1 LA Galaxy (0-1)
Chicago Fire 2-1 San Jose Earthquakes (2-2)
Houston Dynamo 1-0 FC Dallas (2-2)
Real Salt Lake 2-0 Seattle Sounders (1-2)
Colorado Rapids 3-0 Sporting KC (1-1)
Portland Timbers 1-1 DC United (2-3)
So much red, but it was a strange week of results.

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