Player-by-Player Season in Review, Part I

Here it is, the annual "calculating of the ratings." Like the Running of the Bulls or Airing of the Grievances, this annual event draws spectators and thrill-seekers from far and wide. Well, not really, but let's have some fun with it, okay?

First, some caveats. This is a list of the players who played enough to get rated at least 5 times this season, in ascending order (so, theoretically, from worst to best in order of average performance).