Back-ups, minty breakfast and transfer guff

Good morning to you.

The reaction to yesterday's post was quite conclusive. The vast majority of you think that yes, Arsenal players need to be electrocuted on the top of the penis. I shall prepare a proposal immediately and send it to the club. I expect they'll ignore it but should we go through next season without a trophy then it won't be anything to do with what we do in the transfer market this summer, it will be entirely because they have not opened their minds to new methods.

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