Dominic Pürcher: Pimpin’ That Plate

Well, hello there Dominic. Congratulations on winning the Austrian Bundesliga with your team Sturm Graz.

As you've probably guessed, we at Kickette have never heard of you, as we don't usually pay a great deal of attention to the ‘smaller' European leagues. We're very busy and important types, y'see, who have a tendency to evade proper work and just pick up the easy stuff, but we know our readers are suckers for pretty, ripped boys with blond hair and you will certainly set a few hearts a racing in these environs.

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