Manchester United vs Barcelona: What Might Just Happen

Pre-amble

. ITV's irrepressible Andy Townsend proffers the sort of arcane wisdom for which he has become so renowned over the years:

'Well, first of all, right, this Barca are a top, top side make no mistake it's not just about your Messis and your Xavis, they've got Puyol in there who's not afraid of gettin' stuck in, Alves the right-back, and Iniesta's a crackin' little player an' all.