Singing The Blues: When Is A Conspiracy Theory Not A Conspiracy Theory?

Since I first ventured onto these hallowed pages back in about 1924, there have been those amongst the readership convinced that I've had to move aside my Aston Villa season ticket and "Champions 1981" coffee mug to get to my keyboard, whilst Peter Withe winning the European Cup via both posts from a yard and a half out plays on a constant tape loop in the background.