The Next Chelsea Manager: God

It seems that Roman Abramovich will have to sigh and wait again to receive a glimpse of hope in his quest to turn Chelsea into a club associated with the 'sexy football' that Barcelona have taken to the pitch through the last few seasons.

Abramovich wants to 'Barcelonize' Chelsea. More interestingly though, Abramovich seems intent on turning his team into a Barcelona through adopting the type of management of the Catalan club's fiercest rivals.